Awkward Conversations with Animals I Have Fucked

One-night stands are awkward. One-night stands with animals are more awkward. And when you're as desperate to please as Bobby, things get awkward as f*ck. He's just a guy with too much love to give, and a burning desire to give it to consensual adult mammals. A one-man tragi-comedy from award-winning playwright Rob Hayes. 'I think if you're onboard with the title, you won't have any problem with the content...his ballsy, original play has a depth and poignancy that endures long after you've stopped LOLing at the name.' - Andrzej Lukowski, Time Out 'Hayes' darkly funny script masks a disturbing psychological examination of mental illness and loneliness...this play is much more subtle and interesting than the brashness of its title.' - The Stage 'Rob Hayes' deliciously uncomfortable script foregrounds in-depth character study.' - The List